what is my mum hinting?

From: My Mum
To: Me

Subject: FW: Difference Between Wife and Girlfriend

See.... HP have virus .........


-----------Forwarded Message------------------------

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often dema nding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes...........have VIRUS.............. once get it, HABIS LA. ....hahahahaha......
so better choose TV.

Regards,
Mum


Hmm.... since when HP got virus? But after a quick check via google... There are really viruses going around in HPs!!!!!
I wonder what my mum is hinting...

1. HP got virus, so watch out and take precautions.
2. GF got virus, so watch out and lagi take precautions.
3. Never get a GF?
4. Get a wife? -- Which begs point 4: How to find a wife w/o finding gf?

Ok, this is getting circular. I've been screwing around with circular references in Excel today so I shall stop using my brain.

Good night office workers.
Good morning party goers. Have fun.

--------Interrupted--------

A friend just sent me an sms: "Zouk-"....
I guess it's a drunk sms since it's obviously supposed to be "Zouk?".

Anyhow. Ich bin müde. Gute Nacht.